Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher - Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Hari - Telephone, Television, Tell-a-Woman gringringrin
English Teacher :  One Cute and young girl is Walking on the road.
Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Student : Oye, Pataka... gringringrin
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? 
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? 
Little Johnny: But I asked first! gringringrin
Teacher: Why are you late? 
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 
Student: No. I was standing on it. gringringrin
Teacher : who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student : Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher : What is this?
Student : Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !! gringringrin
Two student were chatting:
First : Do you know what is snake's favorite subject?
second : no, you tell.
first : Hisssstory!!! gringringrin
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common 
word used by students in a classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said Can't Sir..!
Brilliant..! You are right, the teacher said..! gringringrin
Teacher : Why are you late..?
Student : Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher : What type of sign?
Student : The sign that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.! gringringrin
Math Teacher : Nelson, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide 
the answer by 3?
Nelson : A Headache Madam. gringringrin
Teacher : Sam, your composition on,
My Dog is exactly the same as your brother's. 
Did you copy his?
Sam : No, teacher it's the same dog… we both wrote on..!!! gringringrin