Teacher - Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Hari - Telephone, Television, Tell-a-Woman
English Teacher : One Cute and young girl is Walking on the road. Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Student : Oye, Pataka...
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Teacher : who will tell the chemical formula of water? One student : Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o." Teacher : What is this? Student : Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!
Two student were chatting: First : Do you know what is snake's favorite subject? second : no, you tell. first : Hisssstory!!!
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said Can't Sir..! Brilliant..! You are right, the teacher said..!
Teacher : Why are you late..? Student : Because of the sign on the road. Teacher : What type of sign? Student : The sign that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.!
Math Teacher : Nelson, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3? Nelson : A Headache Madam.
Teacher : Sam, your composition on, My Dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sam : No, teacher it's the same dog… we both wrote on..!!!