Teacher : Sam..! Make a sentence using Neither-Nor. Sam : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, NEITHER, are they comfortable, NOR are we..!
Teacher: Can u tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into student's lives? Student : Smo-KING Drin-KING & Bun-KING
Physics Teacher: What is this measurable unit "µ" called? . . . . . Student : Torrent.....
Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..? .. .. .. Student : Google is a Girl..... because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting..... and you ask only one question..... but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...
Teacher : Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. John: No..! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It.. Teacher : Why..? John : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far...!!
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy : Teacher are you sleeping in class..? Teacher : No I am not sleeping in class. Little boy : What were you doing sir..? Teacher : I was talking to God. . The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him... . Teacher : young man, you are sleeping in my class.. Little boy : No not me sir, I am not sleeping.... Angry teacher : What were you doing.?? Little boy : I was talking to God. Angry teacher : What did He say..??
Teacher : John, Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..? John : You told me to do it without using "TABLES"
Teacher : What is brain like.. Student : Brain is like the Bermuda triangle..! Information goes in and then its never found again..
Teacher - Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only.. Student - I don't know... Teacher - You failed, what's your name Student - See... my legs & tell my name..
Teacher : What is a skeleton.? . . . Student : Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..