Thief Jokes

Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.

The waiter asks them what the discussion was about..?

Terrorist : We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..

Waiter : Why a donkey..?

Then one terrorist says to the other,
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people". 

A pickpocket talking to his partner in a marriage function...
 
Pickpocket: "I asked you to pickpocket the groom,but you didn't!"
Partner: "I couldn't make it!"

Pickpocket: "Why?"
Partner: "I thought,"how could the groom manage the two tragedies together."