Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about..? Terrorist : We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.. Waiter : Why a donkey..? Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".![]()
A pickpocket talking to his partner in a marriage function... Pickpocket: "I asked you to pickpocket the groom,but you didn't!" Partner: "I couldn't make it!" Pickpocket: "Why?" Partner: "I thought,"how could the groom manage the two tragedies together."![]()