Thief Jokes : 229

229 Thief
A pickpocket talking to his partner in a marriage function...
 
Pickpocket: "I asked you to pickpocket the groom,but you didn't!"
Partner: "I couldn't make it!"

Pickpocket: "Why?"
Partner: "I thought,"how could the groom manage the two tragedies together."
 gringrintongue