Wife Jokes

Judge : Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair..?

Wife : Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift... gringringrin
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way it wants. gringringrin
The biggest difference between Mother and Wife...

Mother teaches us to talk...!!

And

Wife teaches us to remain silent...!! gringringrin
A Guy Searching,
These keywords on Google:
"How to tackle a Wife.."
Google Search Result :
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching..." gringringrin
Wife : My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes.
He has not returned home yet.
Inspector : Why don't you cook something else..? gringringrin
What's the similarity between
chewing gum & wife..??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and become tasteless,
shapeless and
sticky in the end... gringringrin
How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you..?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Love You Too"
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GAME OVER..! gringringrin
An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband
Can't Afford Another Women.. gringringrin
After massive demand from all husbands...
A new app called, "Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7
You just say, "Wife"
and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats,
shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and
deletes chat history.!

and best above all,
it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.. gringringrin
Cool Msg by a wife :-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
& he needs a lot of improvement." gringringrin