Judge : Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair..? Wife : Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift...
It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way it wants.
The biggest difference between Mother and Wife... Mother teaches us to talk...!! And Wife teaches us to remain silent...!!
A Guy Searching, These keywords on Google: "How to tackle a Wife.." Google Search Result : "Good Morning, Sir..! Even We are Searching..."
Wife : My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Inspector : Why don't you cook something else..?
What's the similarity between chewing gum & wife..?? . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end...
How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you..? ? ? ? ? ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Love You Too" . . GAME OVER..!
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women..
After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called, "Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say, "Wife" and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide all special folders and deletes chat history.! and best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper..
Cool Msg by a wife :- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement."